This is a video of the Dave Brubeck Quartet’s jazz standard ‘Take Five’ performed by fellow quartet Perfect Fourth, entirely on harmonicas. Just like the stuff I get from old Mrs. Whitworth at the farmer’s market every Saturday morning, it’s a tasty jam. Would I eat it atop a slice

This is ‘Friends (but Ross has schizophrenia)’, an edit created by Youtuber Urpoliitikko by removing the rest of the cast, reimagining the series as just Ross talking to himself the whole time. You know NBC could have saved a fortune if they’d just run with this idea instead of having

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.

Because the internet will provide, these are two video edits created by Facebook Star Trek fan Spock Pointy-ears Vulcan imagining if Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s communicator badge popped off every time he tugged at his uniform top to straighten it out (aka performs the Picard Maneuver). In the first video he

This is a video of musician/stare king Seth Everman performing Nirvana’s classic ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ on his synth in a variety of unique musical stylings. He does a great job like he always does (God, people with talent!), but that’s not what I came to talk about. I came

Because ruining things is how some people get their kicks, this is another music video edit from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time giving Eminem’s ‘Without Me’ (aka two trailer park girls go round the outside) the bluegrass treatment. Is it actually ruined? That’s for you to decide.

This is a video of Youtuber Daniel LaBelle (previously) and a friend reimagining golf as a speed sport. I thought maybe the golf carts were going to have modified engines, but no, they’re running. That does not look like a good time to me. I don’t like running. I like

Because ruining it is the name of his game, this is another terrible video from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time a grunge version of John Denver’s ‘Leaving On A Jet Plane’ that was created via a mashup with Nirvana’s ‘Heart-Shaped Box.’ I think we can all agree,