This is a video of a human seal demonstrating he has the skills to pay the bills, provided the bills can be paid by repeatedly catching pieces of shrimp in his mouth tossed his way by a hibachi chef. Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at catching

This is a vintage 1988 clip from the Minneapolis–Saint Paul talk show Good Company, where hosts Steve and Sharon Edelman (who reminds me of Shelley Long) discuss the opening of an exciting new Italian restaurant in the area: Olive Garden. They run through the location and menu, before delving into

These are several videos from the Diorama Restaurant in Osaka, Japan, of the resident cats playing with the model trains that run around the restaurant. Wow, this restaurant has it all — model trains AND cats. All the restaurants around here have no frills, just bad food that’s even worse

This is a video of a dinner table for eight being set with the help of a large spinning glass platter in the center. Is this the most practical way to set a table? I guess that depends on how many plates you’re cool with me breaking spinning the platter

Because nature calls, this is a video of a grazing cow somewhere far more beautiful than where I live stopping by a nearby restaurant’s dining patio to casually pee a waterfall, presumably in an attempt to impress guests and solicit tips. “Absolutely disgusting!” I imagine a customer exclaiming before I

Because nothing quite says prom like a greasy cheese biscuit strapped to your wrist, Red Lobster posted a video tutorial to Twitter detailing how to turn their Cheddar Bay Biscuits into prom corsages and boutonnieres. Basically you hot glue a Cheddar Bay Biscuit onto some fake greenery and an elastic

Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though