Because nature calls, this is a video of a grazing cow somewhere far more beautiful than where I live stopping by a nearby restaurant’s dining patio to casually pee a waterfall, presumably in an attempt to impress guests and solicit tips. “Absolutely disgusting!” I imagine a customer exclaiming before I

Because nothing quite says prom like a greasy cheese biscuit strapped to your wrist, Red Lobster posted a video tutorial to Twitter detailing how to turn their Cheddar Bay Biscuits into prom corsages and boutonnieres. Basically you hot glue a Cheddar Bay Biscuit onto some fake greenery and an elastic

Waffle House: like wrestling alligators, it’s a southern institution. And now the breakfast giant has teamed up with Greensboro, Georgia-based Oconee Brewing to produce Bacon & Kegs!, a respectable 6.5% ABV red ale infused with real bacon. Obviously, it makes the perfect accompaniment to your Waffle House order, even though