This is a video of a human seal demonstrating he has the skills to pay the bills, provided the bills can be paid by repeatedly catching pieces of shrimp in his mouth tossed his way by a hibachi chef. Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at catching tossed shrimp myself. Tossed salad? Much more difficult — lettuce gets really unpredictable in the air. Still, could I go seven shrimps in a row like this guy? Probably not. Did I burn my eyebrows off on an onion volcano once? Yes. Will it be the last time? I doubt it.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees this man’s mouth-eye coordination is definitely in the 99th percentile.