Because nothing quite says prom like a greasy cheese biscuit strapped to your wrist, Red Lobster posted a video tutorial to Twitter detailing how to turn their Cheddar Bay Biscuits into prom corsages and boutonnieres. Basically you hot glue a Cheddar Bay Biscuit onto some fake greenery and an elastic wrist strap or pin. And that’s it — I’m not even sure a tutorial was necessary. Will my date get upset when she catches me nibbling her corsage when she has her hands around my neck while we’re slow dancing? Of course not, because– “You’re going to prom stag.” I like to keep my options open. “All the girls you ask turn you down?” Well one actually said yes but reneged the moment someone else asked her.

Impress your prom date when you make them a Cheddar Bay Biscuit Corsage and matching Boutonniere! pic.twitter.com/0iC8MfE1jS

— Red Lobster (@redlobster) April 27, 2021

Thanks to my friend Jackie, who informed me a cheddar bay biscuit corsage is almost enough to make her want to go to prom again. Almost.