Because shit happens (sometimes in the car when my girlfriend is driving and she can’t get me to a restroom fast enough and I have no choice but to crawl into the back seat and lay on my stomach, telling her I’ll understand if she decides to leave me and

This is a video of a Jack Russell demonstrating her (Jane Russell?) technique for exiting an above-ground pool, utilizing the pool’s skimmer to make an easy exit. Very cute. Of course it’s important to keep an eye on your pets around the pool to ensure their safety. Thankfully, I don’t

This is a short video of a gentleman (and potential scholar) who spent too much time out in the sun with a hat on but no sunscreen and unlocked the achievement for perfect baseball cap tan. Based on the particularly white lines on his head where the hat’s seams would

This is some drone footage captured by Andrei Golovnev on Russia’s Kola Peninsula in the Arctic of reindeer running around in giant spiraling cyclones, something they apparently do instinctively to protect the herd from predators and not because either their mom or dad was a tornado like I would have

This is a short compilation of trucks using runaway truck ramps due to losing their brakes. That first ramp (above) — that thing is nuts. That pit the trucks fall into is deep. It’s like the ball pit at a Chuck E Cheese, but with presumably less urine and game

This is a video of pelvic health professional and TikTok user nosuchthingasTMI (aka Sabrina) explaining the adverse health effects of regularly pushing yourself to pee faster. Of course I don’t think anybody actually thinks power peeing is good for them, or does it every time they pee, it’s just something

This is a video of two Canadian geese protecting their goslings from a hawk attack. When the hawk comes in hot one goes low to cover the babies with its wings, while the other takes to the air to meet the hawk in aerial combat. Honestly, I thought one was

Because bad decisions are so much easier to make than good ones, this is a clip from what I assume is a homemade Russian(? I could be wrong) automotive show where a Nissan 350Z (? I could be wrong, I have been wrong before, possibly even in this very same