Because scientists are an unending source of wild and crazy ideas, researchers at Cornell University and the University of Florence have developed a starfish shaped robot that’s controlled by the electrical signals generated by its onboard king oyster mushrooms (Pleurotus eryngii). I’m not going to lie, I did mistake those for magic mushrooms and already cracked my glow sticks.

“The fungal mycelia, integrated into the robot, communicates with the computer and microcontroller to direct actuation via a solenoid valve positioned away from the robot’s body. The robot exhibits dynamic movements that mimic sensorimotor control, propelled by fungal signals using UV as feedback and signals generated by the microcontroller.”

“By harnessing mycelia’s innate electrical signals, the researchers discovered a new way of controlling “biohybrid” robots that can potentially react to their environment better than their purely synthetic counterparts.”

Well that’s certainly…something. Something that means The Last Of Us becoming reality is only a short time away. And that’s exactly why I’ve started selling zombie-proof sheds. Guaranteed or your money back! “But if it fails…won’t I be dead?” Technically, no, you’ll be a zombie, and I will have to brain you if you come looking for a refund.