Presumably to taunt me that lunch is still three hours away, this is a video of third generation cheesemonger Adam Moskowitz making 56 grilled cheese sandwiches with 56 different cheeses. My God that sounds like a dream. “Mmmmm! With some tomato soup?” I DON’T DO THE SOUP. Adam’s findings from
This is a video of chef Ryota Togishi putting his knife skills to the test and constructing the world’s thinnest sandwich. He cuts the bread, cucumber, tomato, and bacon so thin you can almost see through the entire sandwich. Great if you’re on a 200 calorie/day diet, terrible if you
This is a video of two Buzzfeed Australia journalists (does that make me a journalist too?) ordering the same Subway sub as the person in front of them at the drive-thru, then rating those sandwiches. Of course they’re in Australia, so the sandwiches are already a little different. Also, I’ve
This is a 13-minute video of rotating sandwiches accompanied by the Nintendo game music that Youtuber Bobber WCC spent “too many hours” determining which was “the most fitting for each sandwich.” Is it REALLY the most fitting for each sandwich? That’s for you to decide, because I couldn’t hear any
This is a video of a seagull entering, stealing a sandwich from, then exiting a Co-Op Food grocery store in Aberdeen, Scotland, scaring away one customer and out-maneuvering a would-be crime-stopper with a red umbrella in the process. Per the person filming while I try to train a pigeon to