This is a food AND foot fetish friendly video of Rob Williams demonstrating his ability to make a sandwich entirely by foot. Rob holds the Guinness World Record for fastest sandwich made by foot with a time of 1 minute 57 seconds. What a feat(!). My favorite parts were peeling the plastic off the cheese, going ankle deep in the pickle jar, and peeling the rind off the meat. My girlfriend thought it was gross, but she probably doesn’t realize how often I don’t wash my hands before cooking, or how many ingredients hit the floor. I’m a firm believer that I’m so healthy because I’ve eaten off the floor my entire life. If it doesn’t kill me, it makes me stronger, and I’m definitely not going to meet my maker riding a dust bunny.