Seen here arguing with an invisible clerk that it’s old enough to buy White Claw, a bear inside the Douglas Depot location of Thibodeau’s Market in Juneau, Alaska attempts to greet a customer as he comes in, only to frighten him away. Honestly, I assumed anybody living in Juneau, Alaska

In what I can only assume is a viral marketing campaign for Ring products, this is a video of a man using the company’s Spotlight Cam with integrated speaker to tell his escaped, barking dog Sadie to return to the house. Not bad. Now if he could have just gotten

Death: it’s always lurking right around the corner. This is a security cam video from a building in Vladivostok, Russia of a man cleaning snow from his car when he hears a sound, looks up, and gets the hell out of the way just before a giant concrete slab crushes

This is a porch security cam (read: Halloween decoration scare cam) video from a Glendale, Arizona home of an Amazon delivery man receiving a scare from a motion-activated Halloween decoration. I feel like he knows what’s about to happen, but he still gets scared anyways. Now I’m not saying if

This is a promo video for Ring’s ‘Always Home Cam’, an autonomous drone camera that syncs with a Nest home security system and can fly around your house to patrol it when you’re not home, and investigate disturbances. *gets Ring drone camera notification* Oh cool my dog farted again. The

This is some doorbell cam footage of a smoking tire hitting a home in Pataskala, Ohio, ringing the doorbell and breaking a window. It was sooooo close to just hitting that tree instead. The video title says the tire is traveling at 65MPH, but I suspect it’s somewhere closer to

This is some outdoor security cam footage of a man in a souped up golf cart *starts pricing golf carts and mods online* who decides to try taking a turn into a parking lot like this is his stunt reel for getting cast in the next Fast & Furious movie,

This is a video from Wollongong, New South Wales, Australia, of a large huntsman spider walking around on a home’s Nest doorbell cam at 2AM, which repeatedly notified the owner to let him know there was activity detected outside. Could you imagine being woken up at 2AM and checking your