This is a video of taekwondo practicioner minsungimdang demonstrating his insane skill with a flipping and twirling jumpkick that absolutely devastates four boards. That poor wood! Of course I say jumpkick but he’s actually launched into the air by two helpers. Regardless, dude is basically the fifth ninja turtle. Plus

Because there’s absolutely zero shortage of wackadoo ideas on the internet, here’s a couple videos of rollerblader Ilia Savosin hacking the Matrix and performing a variety of tricks with custom skates he made using computer keyboards, flatscreen monitors, laptops, and computer mice. Was that a QWERTY grind I saw?! Probably

This is a video of a human seal demonstrating he has the skills to pay the bills, provided the bills can be paid by repeatedly catching pieces of shrimp in his mouth tossed his way by a hibachi chef. Not to brag or anything, but I’m pretty good at catching

Note: Check your volume, windy. These are two videos of speedwing paraglider David Edwards demonstrating his skill by making an incredibly precise landing next to a friend sitting on a bench. FULL DISCLOSURE: Yes, I did hope he was going to land right on top of dude’s head. Still, that

This is a video of good boy Kronos the Australian Cattle Dog balancing anything and everything on his head because he has the grace and poise of a furry ballerina. A warm one I wouldn’t mind sleeping next to at night. I dated an actual ballerina once, she was so

This is a video of a father activating Matrix mode and grabbing his two kids to leap over a snow sled, which they were directly in the path of (without intervention, this also would have served as a great lesson to teach his children about being aware of their surroundings).

Hailing from Nagoya, Japan, the Toho Marching Band made its second appearance at the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade this year and wowed the audience with a fancy turn set to Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’. If you’re into fancy marching band maneuvers, this is the video for you. For everybody

This is a video of a young boy dressed as a safari guide stealing the entire show during some sort of school dance production. He has got ALL the moves. It was really that Charleston bee’s knees move that did it for me. “It” being convincing me to sign on