This is a video of very spirited Australian cattle dog Sissysticks animatedly digging a trench in the soft dirt in order to keep a little river of water flowing. That is impressive work. I like how she pounces up and down so excitedly like a fox. That’s cute. But not

This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also:

This is an all-too-short video of some sort of road rage incident in progress starring a car passenger approaching another vehicle from the right rear, then sliding across the hood of the car and perfectly connecting a punch with the driver’s face through their open window. Obviously, Fast & Furious

This is a video of a kayaker demonstrating the right way to roll your kayak while minimizing the amount of beer spilled. I mean you were drinking in your kayak, right? Could I have done better? Of course I could have, because that beer would have already been empty before

Because tie-dye will never — what’s the word I’m looking for — pass away, these are a couple videos from tie-dye master Austin Mackereth, who knows just how to twist and tie and apply dye to shirts to create unbelievably impressive patterns. And here I thought my Grateful Dead tie-dye

Because apparently art is everywhere (including in the crisper drawer), these are a couple shots of the fish that Japanese fruit and vegetable artist Kishimoto Takehiro carved into a stalk of broccoli. How about that! I know some kids complain about eating their broccoli, but I love it. Granted I’ve

This is a video of Karin Baumann performing Swan Lake with her chihuahua Joya at the recent Crufts dog show in Birmingham, England. I think I speak for everyone here when I say this performance deserves ALL the best in show ribbons. “There’s only one.” Then take them away from

This is a video of a woman presumably auditioning for my traveling circus by simultaneously spinning hula hoops on pretty much every body part possible (including hair bun), without them all hitting each other and ruining the act. Now that’s impressive. And she makes it all look so effortless too.