This is a video of a kayaker demonstrating the right way to roll your kayak while minimizing the amount of beer spilled. I mean you were drinking in your kayak, right? Could I have done better? Of course I could have, because that beer would have already been empty before initializing the barrel roll. Possibly because I drank it all, but probably because I spilled it all trying to get into the kayak in the first place. Those things are slippery little devils, especially when you’ve already had six beers and two shots prior.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees where there’s a will, there’s a way.