This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also: an elephant take the second biggest dump I’ve ever seen, and a guy trying to catch it all with a shovel and the weight of each fresh turd causing his shovel to dip and the top turd roll off the pile. My brother and I still talk about it to this day.

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