This is a video of a Missouri man in flannel trying to saber the top off a champagne bottle with a bowie knife (I know, it sounds like just a bunch of unrelated words strung together), and doing it just about as poorly as possible. Honestly, I didn’t even know

This is some Ring home security cam footage of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to deliver a package to a gated home when a large bear pops up to say hello from behind a brick fence, presumably to inspect the package for honey. Per the homeowner through the Ring doorbell

This is a point-of-view video of a Norwegian kayaker demonstrating their ability to dodge an oncoming wave with a perfectly timed underwater barrel roll (aka turtle roll). Pretty cool, but if the goal was not getting wet they failed miserably. “I’m pretty sure the goal was avoiding he wave.” Oh,

Because deception is everywhere, this is a video of professional magician Daniel Roy demonstrating ten different levels of sleight of hand card dealing tricks. They begin unbelievable, and end ultra-unbelievable, with Daniel able to deal any specific hand he wants to all players. Now that is some seriously smooth talent.

This is a video of violinist Ray Chen snapping the E-string on his instrument during a Tchaikovsky solo and smoothly trading his violin for another musician’s, who in turn trades his instrument with another, until I assume the lowly sixth chair violinist is left with no violin at all and

Because why leave earlier when you can just recklessly speed your brains out, this is a video of a motorist trying to weave through traffic when he loses control and crashes into the highway’s center barrier. Thank goodness he didn’t injure anybody. And thank goodness he was driving a boxy-but-safe

This is a video from London of a Tesla Model X driver who doesn’t close the vehicle’s passenger side falcon wing door (possibly because they’re transporting something? You’d think it would be hard to forget) and proceeds to smack the front of a double-decker bus with it. Must suck to

This is a video of Los Angeles Dodger shortstop Trea Turner performing a bit of magic on the field with a home plate slide that appears to defy physics. Did he temporarily throw friction out the window? Umps are always concerned with what pitchers put on the ball, but what