This is a clip of Brazilian MMA fighter Rafael Alves skillfully dodging a flurry of five punches from his opponent, smoothly bobbing and weaving his way out of his face getting smashed. Not seen in the video: Rafael depleting his bullet time meter and eventually losing the match. I would

This is a video from an aquarium where the audience is anxiously awaiting a penguin’s dive into the water from a suspended ramp when the bird slips and falls into the drink instead. Honestly, I doubt even a cartoon penguin could make a more comical scene, I don’t care how

This is a short clip of New York Knicks player Josh Hart using the back of Celtics opponent Jrue Holiday for a 3-point assist after committing to a jump shot and realizing he’d get an up-and-down traveling call if he didn’t do something with the ball. So he bounces his

This is a video of a safari driver quickly reversing for almost a whole minute to avoid a charging rhino in Africa. Did you know rhinos can hit speeds in excess of 30MPH at full speed? Thank goodness that road was fairly straight. Me? I would have almost certainly backed

This is a video of Red Bull skydiver Maja Kuczynska’s 2023 Indoor Skydiving Championship performance. The moves she makes in that tube — they’re unreal. It’s almost like the zero-gravity dance scene in Ready Player One. That is some serious mind and body control. For reference, nine times out of

Because, despite being completely blind to my own, I can still recognize someone else’s poor decision making, this is a video of a couple guys almost losing their car to Poseidon while trying to launch a jet ski on the beach. Should they have just unloaded the jet ski at

Note: Sound on. This is a TikTok clip from user claralilalou, who presumably just set her bags down and was planning on taking a little “getting out of bed to enjoy the beautiful balcony view” video when she walks into the crystal-clear glass window separating her hotel room from the

Because some people just love winning the stupid prizes associated with playing stupid games, this is a video of a Dodge Viper and classic late 90’s two-tone and rust Acura Integra having a little impromptu street race, with the Viper losing control and crashing hard into a light pole (presumably