Note: Full res photo HERE. Because it’s Monday and it’s best to ease into the week (like a cold pool) with an activity that requires little to no brainpower (my favorite kind of activity): find the cat. Part of it is in there somewhere. Maybe you’ll spot it right away,

Because who can resist a photo with a tasteful nude, a 50-year old Austrian man was recently identified after he laid on the 1804 plaster cast model of Paolina Bnaparte by Antonio Canova at the Gipsoteca Museum in Possagno, Italy, and broke three toes off the statue in the process,

This is a video of a clever bastard using his phone camera’s panoramic mode to stretch what would have been a regular wiener into a glorious two-and-a-half-footer. Man, smother that sucker in chili and cheese and diced onion and I’d have that whole thing in my stomach faster than you