"I'm freeeeeeee!" -- that trampoline
Heavy Winds Blow Trampoline Away, Little Girl Throws Tantrum

This is some backyard security camera footage of heavy winds lifting a kiddie pool and trampoline clear up and out of the yard, much to the very vocal dismay of a little girl who was there playing. “Go play in the wind,” I imagine her parents telling her. Per the little almost-Dorothy: “Nooo! My trampoline! Ohhooho MY TRAMPOLINE!” Whatever, you can’t love it all that much — you weren’t even playing on it! That’s like me throwing a tantrum if my treadmill got swallowed by a sinkhole, WHICH I HOPE IT DOES.