This is a video of a father activating Matrix mode and grabbing his two kids to leap over a snow sled, which they were directly in the path of (without intervention, this also would have served as a great lesson to teach his children about being aware of their surroundings).

Because this is the internet and the internet basically IS the Matrix, here’s a music video from Auralnauts featuring the characters from The Matrix performing Vanilla Ice’s 1990 banger ‘Ice Ice Baby’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected, which was just what I needed. TRUE STORY: when I was

The Matrix and Rage Against The Machine’s ‘Wake Up’: it was only a matter of time until the two were married in unholy matrimony and birthed a Halloween lights display. And this is a video of that lovechild. The display starts with audio from the final scene of The Matrix,

Because Peacock wants to remind you that they have The Office now and you should pay for their streaming service and not just borrow your girlfriend’s mom’s password *wink* this is a previously unseen cold open from the show’s ninth season starring Dwight and Hank the security guard (Hugh Dane,

Because the internet never stops turning (even when you want to get off), this is a video of Nicolas Cage deepfaked as Neo in The Matrix. Would I watch a full-length version? Of course I would, I’d watch anything. I watched my bathroom faucet drip for over an hour yesterday,

This is a commercial from New Zealand fiber broadband provider Chorus, imagining internet glitches and buffering affecting a man named Carl in the real world. Some of those Matrix glitches — I think I’ve seen them in real life before too. Of course if this were a really accurate commercial