Because this is the internet and the internet basically IS the Matrix, here’s a music video from Auralnauts featuring the characters from The Matrix performing Vanilla Ice’s 1990 banger ‘Ice Ice Baby’. It’s pretty much exactly what I expected, which was just what I needed. TRUE STORY: when I was in Mr. Besser’s 4th grade class the girl in front of me turned around and asked if I liked Vanilla Ice but I was unaware of the artist at that time and told her I’d frozen orange juice in an ice cube tray before and it was just okay, so vanilla probably wouldn’t be any better.