This is a video (complete with dramatic text overlay) of a tortoise that gets knocked on its back by another tortoise (presumably after casually mentioning his girlfriend has a nice shell), and left to flail there until a tortoise pal comes along to right him. It takes some doing, but

Because you’re never to young to start training to be a Ninja Turtle (or Tortoise), this is a video of Leann Rooks’ juvenile tortoise repeated riding a slightly sloped iPad like a playground slide. And can you blame it? This is probably as fast as it’ll ever move in its

These are a couple videos highlighting the lives of 69-year-old funeral director Hisao Mitani and his 26-year old African spurred tortoise, Bon-Chan. The two have been together since Mitani’s wife found Bon-Chan in a pet shop 26 years ago, and since the tortoise was about 10 (and a decent size),

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.  Thanks

This is a short video of a pet tortoise showing off its fancy Venusaur Pokemon costume. What a cutie! If only the person filming had spent as much time planning the video as they had making the costume maybe it wouldn’t look like it was filmed with the Motorola pager

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he

This is a short video of radiated tortoise (named because of the starburst patterns on their shells) Turnip shaking her rump while she receives a shower at the Tennessee Aquarium. Radiated tortoises have actually been documented doing this sort of rain dance during periods of heavy precipitation in their native