This is a short video of a pet tortoise showing off its fancy Venusaur Pokemon costume. What a cutie! If only the person filming had spent as much time planning the video as they had making the costume maybe it wouldn’t look like it was filmed with the Motorola pager

This is an ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response) video of Rocky the tortoise eating some strawberry, blueberry, broccoli and pumpkin. They got the mics right up in there too for maximum hi-def audio. He is chompin’! You think he’s training for his race against the hare? In my mind he

This is a short video of radiated tortoise (named because of the starburst patterns on their shells) Turnip shaking her rump while she receives a shower at the Tennessee Aquarium. Radiated tortoises have actually been documented doing this sort of rain dance during periods of heavy precipitation in their native