Because you’re never to young to start training to be a Ninja Turtle (or Tortoise), this is a video of Leann Rooks’ juvenile tortoise repeated riding a slightly sloped iPad like a playground slide. And can you blame it? This is probably as fast as it’ll ever move in its entire life! Could you imagine a snail riding on the back of the turtle? That’s like light speed for a snail, and it would probably be terrified its shell is going to blow off. But I don’t wanna be a slug!

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