This is a video of a girl whose brother put her phone in their dad’s new phone jail (just what every dad wants. Actually this $70 Kitchen Safe locking container), then the girl unknowingly spins the dial on top (what’s this do?!), increasing the lock time to 2 days, 3

Because the end can’t come soon enough, this is a video of Gollum deepfaked to perform Scatman John’s ‘The Scatman’. It’s pretty terrifying just how good it is. Thankfully *mixing Kool-Aid, tastes with pinky it will all be over soon. “Add more of the skull and crossbones powder.” More pirate

This is a video of a train pulling a bunch of autoracks (train cars specifically designed for hauling automobiles) under a low bridge, opening the tops of all those cars and destroying the automobiles on the top level inside, with an estimated $2,000,000 in damages. That sucks. If I were

This is a short video of a tank being loaded onto the back of a flatbed trailer when it decides maybe it’s really a plane and half-heartedly attempts a barrel roll. Obviously, there’s no way Peppy Hare was impressed with that performance. It actually looks like a piece of the

This is some outdoor security cam footage of a man in a souped up golf cart *starts pricing golf carts and mods online* who decides to try taking a turn into a parking lot like this is his stunt reel for getting cast in the next Fast & Furious movie,

This is a short video from an amusement park ride in Nalchik, Russia that gets stuck upside-down with riders aboard. As far as fun times go, that does not look like one to me. It appears one maniac in the back appears to be loving it, while everybody else looks

This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two

This is a short video from some poor bastard after spilling an entire bucket of paint in the passenger seat of his car. I’m not entirely sure how it happened, but my guess is poor decision making. Personally, I would have just driven the car into a river, but that’s