Jonathan the tortoise, who’s lived at the governor’s residence on St. Helena (1,200 miles off the southwestern coast of Africa in the middle of vast ocean) since 1882, just celebrated what is believed to be his 190th birthday — although he could be even older. Honestly, he doesn’t look a
Well, I’ve done it — against all odds (and bets against me), I managed to get my ticket punched for another trip around the sun. It hasn’t always been easy, yet here I am. *shaking fist at heaven* IS THAT ALL YOU’VE GOT?! It’s my birthday today and I’m at