Presumably busted mid home invasion, this is a video of a bear in Colorado Springs, Colorado attempting to make a hasty escape out a home’s second story window after entering on the ground floor and getting trapped upstairs after closing itself in a bedroom. “WTF! Goldilocks never have to do

This is a clip from the BBC Earth/PBS series Big Pacific of David Attenborough narrating the efforts of a male white-spotted puffer fish as it creates an intricate mandala in the sand to attract a mate. The puffer works tirelessly with its fins 24 hours a day for a week

Because nothing brings a family together like answering questions about their sex lives in front of each other (Thanksgiving, am I right?), this is a clip from Family Feud in which contestants were asked to name the sport that most resembles their lovemaking style. Everyone struggles with an answer, presumably

This is a video of McDonald’s franchise owner Stephen Patula wearing a headcam to document his restaurant’s switch from breakfast to lunch service. He does a lot of stuff. Not shown? Me yelling I should still be able to get a sausage egg and cheese biscuit at 10:35AM. I just

Not unlike the skywriting planes that use a similar technique to create strips of letters, maker of things Ryder Damen went and modded his truck to spray jets of water to print letters on the ground as he drives around like a giant dot-matrix printer. That’s cool. I want mine

The same reason anybody else dances: because they’re wasted. Or you can read this recently published long-winded academic paper detailing the physics involved in dancing beer nuts. Basically, as the beer degasses the bubbles adhere to the nuts, lifting them to the surface, the bubbles pop, and the nuts sink

This is a 5K, 60FPS ride in the front row of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shellraiser roller coaster at the Nickelodeon Universe amusement park in New Jersey. The coaster’s most unique feature is a steeper-than-straight-down 121.5-degree drop (seen at 2:00 in the video), that would almost certainly have me

This is a video from Architecture Digest of Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig providing a tour of the Barbie dreamhouse set, and all the thought and consideration that went into building it. Dang, now I really want to see the movie. When does it come out? We should start camping