Oh yeah, if this doesn't attract the ladies, nothing will.
Male Puffer Fish’s Stunning Underwater Art Used To Attract A Mate

This is a clip from the BBC Earth/PBS series Big Pacific of David Attenborough narrating the efforts of a male white-spotted puffer fish as it creates an intricate mandala in the sand to attract a mate. The puffer works tirelessly with its fins 24 hours a day for a week to create the piece, which, if successfully in attracting a lady, will also serve as a nest for their eggs. Wow! For reference, when I want to attract a mate I put on the least wrinkled of the polo shirts draped over the chair in my bedroom, spritz myself with a knockoff of Armani’s Acqua Di Gio, and hit the bar with a ton of astronaut stories.