Presumably busted mid home invasion, this is a video of a bear in Colorado Springs, Colorado attempting to make a hasty escape out a home’s second story window after entering on the ground floor and getting trapped upstairs after closing itself in a bedroom. “WTF! Goldilocks never have to do this,” I imagine it thinking to itself while dangling from the window. More details at 11:

“He…got inside and helped himself to my pork chops I had out for dinner that night, got some snacks out of the pantry and knocked over the plants — nothing too crazy,” said [homeowner] Ryan MacFarlane.

Hoho, pork chops — that’s definitely a step up from too hot porridge. Sure they were probably raw, but it’s a bear, they can eat raw food. If you or I ate a raw pork chop? A house fire that would put the one in the classic G.I. Joe PSA to shame.