This is an absolutely delightful video from 2009 starring the Bridle Path and Kulp Elementary Schools’ beginner and advanced bands performing ‘Jingle Bells’ at a Christmas concert in Lansdale, Pennsylvania with as much cacophony as their little fingers can muster. Things get really good once the whole band starts playing.

Hey kids, look — a deer! This is a video of a family that decided to Christmas Vacation themselves a Christmas tree and strap it to the top of their little Hyundai in true Clark W. Griswold style. The tree isn’t so tall as it is nice and fat. Still,

This is a video from TikTok user ambieannzzz, whose husband allegedly failed to zip-tie Santa’s hand up properly for their animated Christmas lights display, leading to a very inappropriate gesture by the man in red. Although, having a firm grasp(!) on the nature of humanity, I have the sneaking suspicion

This is a rather terrifying video of “Outback Wrangler” Matt Wright feeding Gordo, a massive Australian saltwater crocodile that appears out of the water and moves on the piece of meat Matt is holding like he’s trying to win a race. That…is one of the last things I would want

Before it’s bought by Farmers Insurance for use in a new advertising campaign, this is a video from a person filming some downed cables (allegedly a fiber optic line) at an intersection when a driver doesn’t see said cables and proceeds to drive right through them, tearing the hood off

Because deception is everywhere, this is a video of professional magician Daniel Roy demonstrating ten different levels of sleight of hand card dealing tricks. They begin unbelievable, and end ultra-unbelievable, with Daniel able to deal any specific hand he wants to all players. Now that is some seriously smooth talent.

Because multi-tasking comes in many questionable forms (I cut my nails while driving and just leave the cuttings where they land), this is a video of unicyclist Mike Taylor using a weed whacker while riding his cycle. The video also includes footage of his unicycling partner Marie Schlenker performing some

Seen here looking suspiciously like a topless scene from Crabs Gone Wild, this is a video of a bunch of red crabs on Christmas Island (named for being where Santa vacations in the off-season) dancing their eggs out into the tide during their annual migration (look for the dark stream