Everybody raise your claws in the air!
Red Crabs Perform Freaky Deaky Dance To Shake Their Eggs Out

Seen here looking suspiciously like a topless scene from Crabs Gone Wild, this is a video of a bunch of red crabs on Christmas Island (named for being where Santa vacations in the off-season) dancing their eggs out into the tide during their annual migration (look for the dark stream in the water while they dance). Mother Nature — she’s such a trip. As a matter of fact if I didn’t know any better I’d swear she has no clue what she’s doing. And I don’t know any better. I think it’s time we stage an intervention before she starts meddling around in the deep sea again.