This is some home security cam footage of a woman coming home following what I can only assume was a very successful ladies night and taking a spill trying to make it up her two front steps. Admittedly, steps can be tricky, especially when your blood is 0.2% Fireball by

Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought

This is a video of a daredevil leaping off a tall bridge into the water of the gorge below and doing a bit of airwalking on the way down. That’s fun. For him — that looks terrifying to me. I don’t care if my middle name is Hite, I’m scared

Presumably to celebrate my birthday over the weekend, this is a video of an elderly woman having her first hands-on experience with a Roman candle. She appears to be continually shocked whenever another shot is fired. Admittedly, it is always a little surprising. Unfortunately she did not seem to enjoy

This is a video of a couple running in a giant hamster wheel when the guy can’t keep up and falls, but the woman just keeps running, spinning him around and dropping him a couple times. Obviously, if he were my favorite sweatshirt, he would definitely be coming out of

This is a video from the Miami-Opa Locka Executive Airport where an excavator operator, about to scrap a Learjet, takes it for one last flight. Ha, I used to play with toy planes the same way when I was a kid! And my mom used to pretend the spoon was

Well it’s not actually a pool, it’s a giant Rubbermaid style storage container, but whatever. This is 40 seconds of a dog living its best life on a hot day and enjoying splashing around in the water. I’m not gonna lie, that looks like a good time. You know, when

This is a video of a duck standing on a the head of a water fountain by the Poseidon Water Roller Coaster at Europa Park in Germany when it gets blasted into the sky as the fountain erupts. That must have been exhilarating — like an ultra-high pressure bidet. Now