Two Year Old Solves The Trolley Problem

This is a two-year old’s novel solution to the trolley problem. For those of you unaware of the trolley problem, it’s an ethical thought experiment that involves a runaway trolley headed towards a group of five people. If you do nothing it will run them all over and kill them. But if you pull the lever in front of you it will divert the trolly to another track where there’s only one person that will get hit and die. What do you do? This boy’s solution? Move the lone person over to the other group and run them all over so you leave no witnesses. Obviously, this kid is going places. Presumably in the mafia.