I remember those days. I also don't remember those days.
Drunk Woman Fails To Climb 2 Stairs Coming Home From Ladies Night

This is some home security cam footage of a woman coming home following what I can only assume was a very successful ladies night and taking a spill trying to make it up her two front steps. Admittedly, steps can be tricky, especially when your blood is 0.2% Fireball by volume. She just laughs it off though, because she’s drunk and having a good time. Me? There were many nights I ended up just sleeping at the bottom of those stairs, usually with tacos in my pockets.