This is a video from the rainforests of Costa Rica (let’s go see some poison dart frogs in situ!) of a ziplining kid accidentally hitting a sloth. Thankfully, he was able to brake before making contact, and the sloth was fine. They’re like tanks. Super slow-moving tanks that only come

In why hasn’t somebody added Miley Cyrus’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ to this news, here’s a home video of Michael Chicoine testing a children’s zipline, despite the fact it’s probably made for kids under 120 pounds and not 220-pound adult men capable of generating so much momentum before hitting the spring brake

This is a video of zipliner Dabrian having the time of his life at Urban Air in Weatherford, Texas, first playing dead while on the line, then coming in hot at the end of his run and wiping out the employee who was supposed to stop him. Hit it, Miley!