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Kid Zipling In Costa Rica Accidentally Hits Sloth

This is a video from the rainforests of Costa Rica (let’s go see some poison dart frogs in situ!) of a ziplining kid accidentally hitting a sloth. Thankfully, he was able to brake before making contact, and the sloth was fine. They’re like tanks. Super slow-moving tanks that only come down out of the trees to poop once a week. What a life! *moves sloth to top of reincarnation wish list just below dragon*

Thanks to JustA, who agrees these two are probably still up there waiting for the sloth to get to the bottom.