Just take the Mona Lisa down already.
That Belongs In A Museum!: Roomba Draws Wiener On Carpet

This is a video from a homeowner in Tecumseh, Michigan who says that she released her Roomba robot vacuum for the first time in her new house and what does it do? Draws a wiener on the carpet right in the middle of the living room. Now I thought Roombas were supposed to clean, but clearly this one *putting on cool guy shades* decided to dirty. I’ll give you $2,000 for the Roomba but I do want to cut out and take that piece of carpet too.