"As long as he didn't have any beans last night, I feel like I should be good to go." -- Wife #23
The 2022 UK Wife Carrying Championship

This a video presumably recorded off of ESPN69 of the 14th annual UK Wife Carrying Championship. Such action! I even witnessed a spill in there (seen above). It looks like the majority of contestants have a similar technique, with the wife’s legs dangling in front of the man’s face, and her upside down with her face between his buttcheeks. Obviously, I feel like the lighter your wife, the greater an advantage you have, but I can’t recommend telling your wife to lose weight. Which is exactly why — “He asked if he could saw my legs off.” Honey! “What?” We could Frankenstein them back on afterwards!