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The World’s Fastest Window Cleaner

This is a Great Big Story about Terry “Turbo” Burrows, the world’s fastest window cleaner. It’s actually a pretty interesting watch, and includes Terry detailing his daily regimen of getting up, drinking four cups of coffee, playing video games, then practicing cleaning a window he set up in his shed. Some quotes include, “It’s my life’s passion,” and, “You have to be tunnel visioned, which I have been.” Plus my personal favorite, “I plan to go out the world as the fastest window cleaner on the planet. So if any aliens are up there… um, that would be cool, you can come down, take me on.” You hear that, aliens?! Terry is going to TAKE YOU DOWN. No fair if you have four arms or can clean windows with your mind though.