Because everybody dreams of setting a different record (I dream of setting the human hibernation record), this is a video of French cyclist Aurelien Fontenoy hopping his bike up all 686 stairs to the second floor of the Eiffel Tower. I can’t even imagine if it took 686 stairs to get the second floor of my house, but rest assured I would have only seen it once if it did. Aurelien beat the previous record of 19 minutes 4 seconds with a significantly faster 12 minutes 30 seconds. Thankfully, this video is only 43 seconds of that.