This is a video demonstration of Cree Ossner’s Swish Machine, a massive outdoor Rube Goldberg machine that takes almost 3 minutes to run and starts and ends with the shooting of a basketball (plus has another in the middle!). Although the end shot is more of a roll into the basket than an actual shot. Foul! “Excuse me?” EJECTION! Man, I would make a great ref. And not just because I’ve always dreamed of being a barcode. Still — getting red lasered all day long? That’s the life.