This is a video of Rube Goldberg machinist Joseph of Joseph’s Machines building and testing a real life version of Wallace & Gromit’s breakfast machine from the 1993 movie The Wrong Trousers. Wrong Trousers? Not a problem for me, I haven’t worn anything but sweatpants and athletic shorts for years.

Constructed by Joseph of Joseph’s Machines in partnership with LEGO (heck yeah, get that LEGO money!), this is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine featuring a LEGO Mario Kart race. Who wins in the end? We do, because that was delightful. But also Mario, because Mario always wins. Unless

This is a video demonstration of Cree Ossner’s Swish Machine, a massive outdoor Rube Goldberg machine that takes almost 3 minutes to run and starts and ends with the shooting of a basketball (plus has another in the middle!). Although the end shot is more of a roll into the

This is a video created by Youtuber Sprice Machines, who spent four months constructing a Rube Goldberg chain reaction machine that spans almost his entire home, all to deliver a single scoop of ice cream with chocolate syrup and sprinkles. Is this the easiest way to get a scoop of

Because dream it and you can achieve it (in this case through trial-and-error), this is a video of Joseph of Joseph’s Machines and his friends being fed a five course meal by a conveyor belt powered Rube Goldberg machine. It’s pretty awesome, and if I could be fed all my

Because doing things the hard, entirely too complicated way is the only way as far as I’m concerned, this is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine capable of setting up a romantic picnic for two. Or maybe more, heck, why not just make this a Roman orgy, we’ve already

This is a video of 37 different homemade chain reaction machines built by 37 different people played back-to-back so it appears that the ball is traveling from one machine to another like it’s all one giant Rube Goldberg machine. Some of those machines are CLEVER. Some of them less so.

This is a video of the Guinness World Record holder for largest Rube Goldberg machine, an entirely overcomplicated machine that takes four and a half minutes and 427 individual steps to turn on a light. For reference, I usually get the job in a single step by yelling, “Hey —