This is a video of professional inline skater Ilia Savosin (previously seen riding office chair wheels like skates) testing the pair of vacuum cleaners he modded into rollerblades. I don’t think they actually vacuum anymore, but I had no intention of doing my chores anyways. Could you even imagine what the kids at the local skatepark would say if I showed up wearing these bad boys? “Who let grandpa out of the home? Somebody go push his Life Alert before he hurts himself.” The truth stings, it really does.

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