Because structural engineering shmuctural engineering, this is a video from Vitória, Brazil of a condominium building’s raised pool instantaneously collapsing into the parking garage below, flooding it. Man, just think if you’d been going for a night swim at that time — SKINNY DIPPING STYLE. Now you’re naked in the parking garage. Would it be the first time I’ve been naked in a parking garage? Of course not, nor will it be the last. “Naked laser tag?” It’s just laser tag, there is no other kind.