Because apparently fire sales are a real thing, this is a video of a Maryland Walmart in the process of blazing it up real good. Was it 4:20? In my mind it was. I like how that one lady comes down the aisle pushing her cart like she was completely oblivious to the inferno burning two aisles away. Or maybe Walmart fires are a regular thing and people are just used to them, like how my friends are used to me making a French exit whenever we go out to the bars. *shrug* I hate saying goodbyes, and I don’t like telling people where I’m going because they always get upset when I’m honest and say their mom’s house for a nightcap.