This is a video of a woman trying to capture footage of her husky majestically leaping off the porch, which she does immediately followed by a close-up of the dog’s wiener as it pees on her phone. The jump itself is only moderately majestic, but everybody thinks their pet is

This is a video of a seal trainer filming herself feeding a seal when the seal knocks the phone out of her hand, which then slides down the dock into the drink while she scrambles after it. It’s like the last post, but with a different spin. Another man also

This is some home security cam footage of a man leaving his house with a barbecue grill hanging onto his truck, just enough so that when he pulls away it sets the barbecue in motion, hitting the other vehicle in the driveway. Then, while he’s busy knocking the barbecue over

This is a video of a young Tiger Woods making a run for the 18th green at a Topgolf location while his mother chases after him, appropriately set to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s ‘Free Bird’. Thankfully for the couple, it appears all the golfers ceased their driving while the low-speed chase unfolded.

Note: An appropriately colorful word at the beginning of the video. This is a clip from TikTok user Steph Dins, who cut her own bangs. The only problem is (and it’s a big one), she had her eyebrows raised the whole time (a common mistake, see my little sister’s senior

This is a video of a girl and her dad doing some indoor softball batting practice (indoor + batting anything is generally a risky combo) when she hits a ball over the net, breaking one of the garage door windows. Her dad looks pretty angry afterwards, but this is just

This is a short video from the top of a not very snowy ski lift (where is this, Florida?) of two skiers failing to exit the lift properly, with one sitting down right away, and the other waiting until the lift is making its turn to fall off. Honestly, if

In mature news, a giant Moana faux topiary recently unveiled at Disney’s EPCOT theme park in Florida looks like it has a wiener (pic pulled directly from their Instagram so you know it wasn’t edited). The topiary, part of the upcoming Moana Journey Of Water attraction being built at the