Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a video from a man who was trying to give his recently spayed dog its prescribed sedative in a piece of hotdog when his other dog stole the wiener, unknowingly drugging itself in the process. The man called the vet to make sure the drug wasn’t going to

Because cats can never stop catting, this is a video from a live at-home CBS Minneapolis news report when a reporter’s segment is interrupted by her cat jumping on the desk to stare at a fly that’s been attracted to her video camera’s light. It happens. Maybe not as often

This is a video of Charlotte Cozenets casually discussing her weekend plans during a Zoom meeting with the rest of her work team and CEO when her chair decides it’s tired of being sat on all the time and breaks. Charlotte then excuses herself to get another chair, cursing herself

In that’s something you don’t see every day news, this is a video of a hot air balloon making an emergency landing in the middle of the road during The Great Texas Balloon Race in Longview, Texas. Apparently the wind had stopped blowing and the balloon had no other place

This is a short video of a gentleman (and potential scholar) who spent too much time out in the sun with a hat on but no sunscreen and unlocked the achievement for perfect baseball cap tan. Based on the particularly white lines on his head where the hat’s seams would

This is a video of a skateboarder trying to nonchalantly smoke a bowl under his shirt (which only draws even more attention than just smoking one out in the open, unless he was only doing so to prevent the wind from extinguishing his lighter) and accidentally setting his shirt on

This is a video of a US Air Force Boeing/Bell CV-22B Osprey 10-0053 vertical takeoff transport blowing away the rubber helipad at Addenbrooke’s Hospital in Cambridge, England due to rotor wash while it’s taking off during a medical-transfer training operation. Obviously, I hope the medical dummy faired better than this