This is a video of Paul Bunyan’s regular-sized brother Saul cutting down a tree and that tree gushing water from the cut as a result of the tree rotting and collecting water above. That water — it sure looks like Willy Wonka’s chocolate river, doesn’t it? I just wanna taste it! “You should.” I will! “Are you up to date on all your shots?” None besides the cootie shot I circle circle dot dot myself with every night before bed because *lowering voice* I sleep next to a girl. “Smart thinking.” Yeah I’m a bit of a hypochondriac.