Because Mother Nature is easily one of the freakiest women you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting, this is a video of an octopus using its tentacles to run across the ocean floor, presumably to meet up with SpongeBob and Patrick for some deep sea hi-jinks. AND it’s running backwards. That’s impressive. Also impressive? I’ve never lost a three-legged race in my entire life because *raises eyebrows seductively* I’m always allowed to compete alone.