Forrest Gump would be proud.
Octopus Uses Tentacles To Run Across Ocean Floor

Because Mother Nature is easily one of the freakiest women you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting, this is a video of an octopus using its tentacles to run across the ocean floor, presumably to meet up with SpongeBob and Patrick for some deep sea hi-jinks. AND it’s running backwards. That’s impressive. Also impressive? I’ve never lost a three-legged race in my entire life because *raises eyebrows seductively* I’m always allowed to compete alone.