Because every race has to have a loser, this is a video of a jet boat losing control and launching off a large rock and performing an instantaneous dry docking during a river race. Honestly, I’m not sure if you could have done it more perfectly wrong if you tried. Thankfully, the race team appears unharmed, although I can’t say the same for the hull of their boat. Somebody call a tow boat! Now try to say ‘toy boat’ ten times, fast. I always end up saying ‘toy boyt’ by like the fourth try. And if you thought that was fascinating, I’ve got plenty more where that came from!