This is some security cam footage from a grocery store where an old man (we’ll call him Mario Andreighty) tries to beat the closing automatic doors and ends up plowing right into one, breaking everything and dropping the door’s giant cover plate on top of him, causing him to speed
This is some home security cam footage of a young driver who, exiting the house, notices he’s blocked in and even acknowledges it with a “I’m blocked in, dude.” Then he gets in his truck and immediately backs into the car that was blocking him in like he has the
This is a video of a trucker impressively stopping his vehicle in very short order to avoid plowing into a terrible minivan driver, who apparently thought oncoming traffic had a stop sign, or is blind. I like how the truck driver gets out and throws his hands up in the
This is a video from an Autoball match in Germany of two cars immediately crashing into each other at kickoff, since neither could see the other on account of the giant soccer ball between them. That’s a shame. If there’s anything I’ve learned from my time as a demolition derby
Because those food delivery robots have the spacial awareness of something with absolutely piss-poor spatial awareness (I’m a wordsmith), this is a video of a little food delivery bot getting hit by a train after blatantly ignoring the railroad crossing and trying to wheel itself across the tracks with a
This is a video from a tractor trailer’s dashcam featuring a speeding car blatantly running a red light, then time traveling when it hits 88MPH. Just kidding, it hits a utility pole and brings the cables down sparking. The only time-traveling they’ll be doing is waking up in a hospital
This is a video of a Tesla in full self-driving mode plowing through a mannequin child (complete with reflective vest) in a crosswalk at 24MPH, the car never identifying the object at all. Apparently Tesla has demanded The Dawn Project (who created the video) cease-and-desist, although I’m not sure on
Note: Some appropriate cursing from the car’s owner. Because driving exotic cars isn’t for everyone, this is a video of some poor valet bastard in Monaco crashing a ~$3.5-million LaFerrari (limited to 499 cars total) almost immediately after being handed the keys. “I thought you said crash it into the