This is a video from a testing event in China of a Tesla Model 3 absolutely wrecking a pedestrian dummy during an automatic emergency braking test. Oh it braked alright — breaked all the bones in his body! Man, I remember the first time I got hit by a car.

This is some doorbell cam footage of a smoking tire hitting a home in Pataskala, Ohio, ringing the doorbell and breaking a window. It was sooooo close to just hitting that tree instead. The video title says the tire is traveling at 65MPH, but I suspect it’s somewhere closer to

This is a video of a kid crashing his bike into some recycling bins synced to the iconic drum break in Phil Collins’ 1981 banger ‘In The Air Tonight’. Obviously, he probably didn’t comprehend it at the time, but looking back I guarantee Al Gore realizes this is the exact

This is some outdoor security cam footage of a man in a souped up golf cart *starts pricing golf carts and mods online* who decides to try taking a turn into a parking lot like this is his stunt reel for getting cast in the next Fast & Furious movie,

This is a short video of a young kid sitting in the driver’s seat of a 2012 or 2013 Ford Mustang Boss 302 and listening to it start up and purr when he crashes it into the garage door, presumably because he couldn’t see there was a garage door there

This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two

Note: Keep your volume down and prepare for impact. This is a video of two Iranian women recording themselves singing along to a song in the car with zero eyes on the road when they crash. Thankfully, both only suffered minor injuries, and I hope this serves as a powerful

This is a shot of the aftermath of a ~$300,000 Lamborghini Huracan being totaled not even twenty minutes after leaving the dealership near West Yorkshire, England. The car allegedly experienced ‘mechanical failure’ and came to a stop in the outside lane of the M1, at which point it was rear-ended