Understand what he's saying, I can't now.
Yoda Edited ‘To Talk Like A Normal Person’

Of course Yoda isn’t a person at all, he’s an alien, so he shouldn’t be expected to talk like a human, let alone whatever a ‘normal’ one is. That said, these are two videos of Yoda edited with more traditional English speech patterns. It’s a little unsettling to listen to. Maybe not as unsettling as hearing your in-laws sexy talk each other when they don’t think anybody can hear, but I want you to drive the pointy-end of this umbrella into my ears now.