In what I assume is a scene from Homeward Bound that didn’t make the cut, this is a first person POV video from a cat with a front-facing camera attached below its collar chasing another cat. Man, those cats can MOVE. Me? I prefer not to. The hunter briefly manages to catch up with its prey around 0:40 and they scuffle, before the other cat takes off again and the chase resumes, now with the hunter sporting a fur beard. Somebody woke up this morning and chose violence! I wonder what that cat said to this one to piss it off so bad. Your mom’s a trash panda? Admittedly, those are fighting meows.

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Because the internet is a beautiful place full of wonders (I’m kidding), this is a video from Youtuber eli_handle_b.wav (previously) who masterfully inserted clips of Pee-wee Herman from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure into Cyberpunk 2077. It’s really grade A quality, unlike any work I ever did in school. That was mostly C quality. I got a master’s degree though! Granted, I don’t use it and will still be paying for it when I’m murdered by a robot in 2077, but I’ve got one.

This is a video of a sushi chef demonstrating his insane knife skills by thinly slicing five avocado halves back-to-back with a technique that I can only describe as “Would end bloody if I tried it.” How does he do that? And, more importantly, how was he able to find avocados that were perfectly ripe and not just spotty brown turds on the inside like I’m always wasting money on?

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The $9,420 Thermonator from Throwflame is a GoTree quadruped robotic dog modified with a large flamethrower mounted on its back for burninating (Trogdor is into this). The robot gets about an hour to a charge and can shoot flames up to 30-feet with its ARC flamethrower, fueled by either gasoline or napalm. It has a LIDAR system for autonomous obstacle avoidance and maneuvering, and can be tele-operated in the first person thanks to an on-board front-facing camera. And in related news, arson is up 4,000%.

This is a world map detailing the most popular children’s cartoon in every country. As you can see, Naruto pretty much rules the planet with 83 countries, followed by Youtube cartoon channel CoComelon with 49. No other cartoon dominates more than a handful of countries, and the U.S. is apparently still deep in Adventure Time. It probably goes without saying, but I was more than a little disappointed to see Ren and Stimpy wasn’t represented, although I would be concerned about a country where it is so popular. Jesus, what’s your chief export — weirdos?

Note: Chart above has been modified from its original format to fit the marquee, scroll down to see the whole thing.

This is a chart created by Hive Systems detailing about how long it would take a hacker to brute force passwords of various lengths and characters in 2024. Of course this is assuming the hacker has the ability to try a zillion passwords a second, which most systems prevent, and I get locked out of my bank account after 3 failed variations of B0N3R69. *shrug* It was probably negative anyways.

Thanks to Tim, who agrees the best password of all time remains asdf1234. It’s so satisfying to enter!