A number of artistically designed restroom signs have recently drawn controversy in China, with the confusing signs ranging from geometric shapes to animals to abstractions. Several people who have needed to pee have even expressed being unable to distinguish which restroom they’re supposed to use. Wow, that’s when you really know you’ve blown it as a bathroom sign designer. Fingers crossed they aren’t also designing road signs.

These is a video from harbinger of robotic doom Boston Dynamics unveiling their new ATLAS humanoid robot, which appears significantly less boxy than its predecessor, and with almost all its joints able to rotate 360-degrees so it can move like the possessed girl in The Exorcist. That’s nice, that’s something we need. Just, you know, not something we need for humanity to survive the rise of Skynet. When’s the next trip to the moon again?

Keep going for the video, as well as a farewell video for the former ATLAS.

Because there’s no quicker way to my girlfriend’s heart than fried potatoes, this is a video of Turkish chef Sihirli Lezzetler showing us all how to make fried potato roses. Basically, you cut a bunch of thin circular potato slices before wrapping them together in layers, peeling back the petals, and holding them all together with toothpicks before a dip in the fryer. The result? The meal I’ll be making for my girlfriend the next time I’m trying to get lucky. Get lucky as in be allowed to play video games all weekend, I don’t think either one of us is trying to make love with a garden of potato flowers blooming in our tummies.

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Note: Image above has no frog, scroll down for the full image, I didn’t want to make it too easy with a crop.

This is a photo of a tree with a well camouflaged frog hiding in plain sight. Can you spot it? I spotted it almost immediately, but I’m also an amateur herpetologist and have an eye for all things reptile and amphibian. Do I have lizard scale tattoos? Only around my thighs, because I ran out of money to finish the rest of my legs. My girlfriend is not a fan. Of my ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ tramp stamp either. “YOLO.” Haha, that’s around my belly button.

These are a couple videos (a short one and a long one, the short one is probably already long enough though) of the 4-legged Furby abomination built by Youtubers Evan and Katelyn. I like how they wear Furby makes themselves as well. Clearly, this is a couple that likes to keep their freaky deaky levels at max. Me? I try to keep my freaky deaky level around a 7, or 8 on weekends. The body of the mutant is a fur-covered Unitree Go2 quadruped robot, with a Furby for a head. It’s unsettling to watch, and I can’t even imagine interacting with this robotic atrocity in real life besides throwing a Molotov cocktail at it from a safe distance.

This is a video of a Cybertruck owner discussing the potentially fatal flaw he discovered with the vehicle. Basically, his accelerator pedal cover slipped forward and wedged itself underneath part of the floorboard, resulting in the vehicle getting stuck full throttle. That is not good, and Tesla has reportedly halted deliveries of the vehicle while the issue is investigated. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m a pedal to the metal kind of guy, but only in how I live the rest of my life, driving is terrifying and I don’t like doing anything over 45MPH and am easily the most flipped off person in the whole tri-state area.

Cybertruck is a deathtrap man pic.twitter.com/vniXjAhf8J

— Elai (@elaifresh) April 14, 2024