In fun problems to have news, this is a video of pet duck Chip preventing her owner Casey from tying her shoes. So is this an argument for or against wearing Velcro shoes instead? Because I would argue against.

It could be that Chip either thought the black laces were worms or she just really didn’t want Casey to leave.

I wish I had a pet duck that didn’t want me to leave. Because I wouldn’t — I would stay. I already have three dogs that don’t want me to leave. “And do you?” Never, but I wouldn’t even close the bathroom door if I had a duck.

This is a deck of cards that, when properly stacked and treated like a flipbook, show a sort of CT style scan of the human body from front to back (available HERE in some sort of quarterly science mystery box). That’s cool. And while the cards have to be in a random order to properly showcase the anatomy, it probably wouldn’t take long to learn which cards look like what from behind, and start cheating. And if there’s one thing I know about cards, it’s cheating. If there’s two things I know about cards, it’s taking a handful of the business variety from the ‘Win a Free Lunch’ fishbowl at Applebee’s and passing myself off as different professions at parties.

Just in time for spooky season comes the announcement of a new species of ‘ghost shark’ (actually a chimaera or spookfish, but closely related to sharks and rays), found in the ocean depths off Australia and New Zealand. Looking suspiciously like Zero from The Nightmare Before Christmas, the ocean ghost is officially the Australasian narrow-nosed spookfish, living at depths of more than 1.5 miles, prowling the ocean floor for edibles. Edibles like other fish to eat, not edibles like the time you took two more because you didn’t feel the effects after ten minutes and ended up higher than the moon.

This is a video of a man tossing his son into the sunset to reach and pop a giant bubble. How sweet is that? Even sweeter since he caught him afterwards. Because I know dads who would have gotten distracted and forgot they left their kid in the sky.

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Thanks to JustA, who couldn’t even drag me across the floor in the event of a fire. I know because we’ve practiced.

Inarguably the most important (and interesting) video you’ll watch all week, this is a video from Weird History Food detailing the evolution of Taco Bell’s menu since its inception in 1962 and featuring every new menu item. Yum! I don’t know about you, but I haven’t been to Taco Bell in a minute. And by minute I mean day. Because I went last night. And yes, I did throw out everything in the freezer to make room for a stockpile of Baja Blast gelatos and get an earful from my girlfriend about it. It’s cool though, I was in a food coma so I don’t remember much.

This is a video of some pretty genius ideas for taking your ride to the next level with some cleverly placed decals. There are ideas for your car’s lights, windows — even door lock knobs. When I’m finished my car is just going to be one giant sticker book page! Speaking of: what’s your favorite kind of sticker? “Scratch-and-sniff.” Hell yeah — soulmates. “I only wish they made some that smell like nail polish and gasoline.” We elope tonight.